How to Kiss Your Wife

1. Come home from work wearing an adorable, mischievious grin. Don't explain it.

2. Help make dinner.

3. Put the kids to bed early. Ignore their protests.

4. Tell wife she is beautiful.

5. Lean her back against the wall (because her knees are gonna buckle)

6. Place a hand behind her head, at the nape of her neck. Gently tangle fingers in her hair.

7. Look deeply into her eyes.

8. Slowly tilt head. Move in closer.

9. Touch lips, starting slow and tenative.

10. Build momentum, holding her like she is your very breath.

11. Allow hands to travel. Use your palms.

12. Reap your reward.