Friday, January 12, 2007

How to Kiss Your Wife

1. Come home from work wearing an adorable, mischievious grin. Don't explain it.

2. Help make dinner.

3. Put the kids to bed early. Ignore their protests.

4. Tell wife she is beautiful.

5. Lean her back against the wall (because her knees are gonna buckle)

6. Place a hand behind her head, at the nape of her neck. Gently tangle fingers in her hair.

7. Look deeply into her eyes.

8. Slowly tilt head. Move in closer.

9. Touch lips, starting slow and tenative.

10. Build momentum, holding her like she is your very breath.

11. Allow hands to travel. Use your palms.

12. Reap your reward.


At 5:51 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...


At 9:04 PM , Blogger Kimberly said...

oh my....!

At 9:49 PM , Blogger Motherkitty said...

Has your husband actually done this to you? I also say, oh my!!!

At 2:58 PM , Blogger Cat said...


At 10:14 PM , Blogger Christopher said...


At 11:39 PM , Blogger jellyhead said...

Woo hoooo! Are you writing from experience here?!

Sounds fantastic!

At 2:21 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, are we getting a taste of the other Franny here?! Ooh, where is my husband? ;)



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