A Likely Story
These 3 things actually happened to me in the last 24 hours:
1) I rescued a small creature from something brown and heartless
2) A power-driven staple went right through my palm (actually, the "Mount of Venus" part)
3) I realized with certainty that God is a man
You tell me the likely, or unlikely, story. Most creative wins!
posted by Franny @ 5:47 PM
3 Comments
3 Comments:
1) You rescued a kitten from a big brown dog...Or the kitten fell into a pile of sh*t.
2) You were building a box and put your hand on the back side as you hit the trigger on the staple gun.
3) You finally read the Bible.
What actually happened to you was your dog carried a baby bunny into your house in his mouth and you had to chase him all around to make him let go of the bunny. Knowing that the dog would most likely try to get the bunny again if you released it near your house, you decided to construct a makeshift carrying case so you could take the bunny to a place far from your house to release it near the woods. The only construction material you had on hand to make this carrying case was some 1/4 inch plywood. While stapling the sides together, the stapler slipped off the wood and you accidently shot a staple into your left hand. This hurt so badly that you immediately shouted "Man, oh man, oh God, I can't believe I did this to myself. This hurts like hell." You then proceeded to curse the male who invented the power-driven staple gun in the first place while you pulled the staple out of your Mount of Venus with your teeth. You knew for certain that God had to be a man because a woman would never allow anything like this to happen to a good person who was just trying to rescue an innocent baby bunny from the jaws of a heartless dog.
So, what do I win?
I was going to try and come up with some lame story, but I concede. MK wins.
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