Monday, September 05, 2005

What would YOU do for money?

I heard one of those radio contests the other day, and they were asking contestants what they would do for money. I must really be a cash-whore, because while these poor contestants recoiled in horror at the mere suggestions offered to them by the zany, outspoken host, I was casually responding "oh sure, i'd do that...i'd do it for half that!" Example--for $1000, shave your head...hell yeah! For $10,000, streak a professional sporting event...why the heck not? Now, my husband objected saying that you could go to jail for streaking a professional sporting event, and THAT wouldn't be worth it...but d'uh! They'd have to catch you first, right? And since you're naked, (and hopefully have a shaved head) they wouldn't have a lot to grab onto without REALLY getting to know you. Also, you wouldn't be carrying any ID, so if they caught you, you take the 5th. And who would be stupid enough to choose, like a football game? That's a LOOOONG way to run. I say, streak a HOCKEY game! Small area, you can kinda slide your way across, the players will be busy fighting and the refs will be breaking up the fights! Okay, yes, I know it will be cold, being naked on the ice and all, but think about this ladies...the cold is a detriment to MEN, but not to women...so not only would you be making a cool $10,000, you'd look perky doing it!
Yes, I have thought this out.

3 Comments:

At 6:49 PM , Blogger Kimberly said...

anything to be naked in public, eh Franny!!!!

I'll take a pic, you know, for posterity's sake.

Kim :)

 
At 10:29 AM , Blogger Bob said...

If you should ever decide to do this feat, you g\have to do two things beforehand. First, call me so I can set the VCR. Second, wear broomball shoes so that you don't slip on the ice and knock yourself out.

The latter is very important because there is footage of some guy doing what you decribed at a hockey game, only he didn't have proper footwear and thus he slipped and got knocked out. It made it easier for security to cart him away.

Anyways, good to see your words my dear "Alice".

 
At 9:09 PM , Blogger Karen said...

Geez Franny...and you have the nerve to call ME easy!

 

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